August 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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INFJ Confession 1762) I find that whenever I'm...
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Listentyleroakley: lynnwho: My mom’s accent...
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You can be body-positive and still have preferences.  You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.  
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is eating at Chick-fil-A and gets that weird part of the chicken and bites down on the cartilage.
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nobodyputsbabyyinthecorner: gettin real tired of my own bullshit
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“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
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Anonymous asked: I saw your pic of the dust bunnies on your bed form the big comfy couch and i just had to tell you that i have the same bedspread as you so go us
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